Why... ?

Weren't Eraserhead and Grandmother parodied in Scary Movie?
Weren't We Are The Physics asked to play Middlesbrough Music Live?
Weren't McDonald's and KFC ever any good?
Wasn't The Official UK Charts stopped for Christmas when who was going to be Christmas number one started getting too predictable?
Wasn't Big Brother ever ditched as being a waste of time and money, alongside other reality TV shows?
Weren't Traffic wardens for pedestrians ever invented because of people who walk too slow?
Weren't Cigarettes taken off the shelves instead of just putting a health warning on because it's not working and people are just going to keep smoking because they have the option to?